“I brush my dog everyday,” is probably the number one thing groomers hear the most, another is “What do you mean you don’t have time today to groom my dog?!” The other most popular thing? “You are more expensive then my hairdresser!” Really, it gets old. So let me break a few things down for you.
Grooming can be expensive, yes, however, your pet, cats included on this, have a lot more things done then just your normal “hair cut” appointment. Most facilities charge by breed, and additional charges may follow depending on the type of haircut and difficulty of the pet. I have researched that some grooming facilities charge by weight and size, however this breakdown is universal.
First off, when your hairdresser washes your hair, it is the hair on top of your head, that’s it. Groomers wash an entire dogs body; face to the tip of the tail. That includes their private areas, which usually has residue stuck, and their feet. Next, anal glands are usually included with the service, although upon request for most facilities. That means we are squeezing the pets rectum area, searching for two little sacs that fill up with a viscous, brown liquid that smells of rotting fish or eggs. Pleasant, huh?
Now comes the drying time! Some dogs tend to tolerate this, however dogs ears are more sensitive than humans, meaning the loud noise does scare a few dogs, so we have to let them air dry. That is additional time added on to the service, because groomers do not want to stress out the pet. After the pet is fully dry, we brush them out, then comes the haircut!
What’s included in a haircut you might ask? Well, basic trims include the sanitary and feet. That means we are taking clippers to trim the hair on the dogs potty areas, where they urinate and were they poop. I am pretty sure a hair stylist is not going to shave your pubic region or your anal opening during your hair appointment. Next we shave out the hair in the pads, and trim up the feet to get rid of the grinchy toes.
Then, if it is an all over type of haircut, we trim in front of the eyes, trim up the face, trim ears, take clippers or scissors all over the body, including the legs, belly, tail, butt, etc. I didn’t even mention the nails yet! Nail trimming is usually included in this service! A pedicure for your pet is included! Ear plucking and ear cleaning tend to also be included with this service.
So let’s go over this one more time, a bath, anal gland expression, blow dry, brush out, haircut, nail trim, and ear cleaning. Let me break this down in human costs, and I am just going to reference the few places that I have been to.
Hair wash, blow dry, and cut just for the hair on my head runs me about $45. Nails, well a pedicure is around $20, and a manicure is around $20 for me. A Brazilian wax (basically a sanitary trim for pets) is around $30, legs waxed about $20, arms I believe was about $15. Adding all of that together, you are looking at around $150. So, if your pets haircut runs around $55 if it is a small dog, you are getting one hell of a deal. Heck, I groom large dogs for no more than $100.
Here’s another tidbit of information to consider. Groomer’s get bit at, scratched up, peed on, pooped on, hair sticks to everywhere, and we constantly smell like wet dog. On top of that, dogs are not statues. They are living, moving, breathing creatures who constantly move, and don’t understand that they need to hold perfectly still. We have the stress of dealing with not trying to nick a pet, on top of everything else.
Also, I am going to make something else clear. When groomers hear “You are more expensive than my hairdresser,” or something along those lines, what we hear is that you do not value what we do for your pet, and you are insulting our work. That we are not worth that type of money, which honestly, most of the time you are being undercharged for what groomers do. Most groomers absolutely love what they do, and they take pride in their work. Those comments irritate us, and again, insult us. I am pretty sure you would not like someone coming to your line of work, saying they could get the same service cheaper. Hopefully this was insightful and informative, and let me know what you think in the comment section below! If you are a groomer, did I hit the nail on the head with this, did I miss a few things? Let me know! Also, any suggestions for future posts, or any questions or comments, put them in the comment section down below! Till next time!